(Source: mattrobertsmith, via jackie-burns)
When you rearrange the letters in the word ‘ASTRONOMER’, you get ‘MOON STARER’.
Same goes for DESPERATION = A ROPE ENDS IT,
THE EYES = THEY SEE,
THE MORSE CODE = HERE COME DOTS,
DORMITORY = DIRTY ROOM,
SLOT MACHINES = CASH LOST IN ME,
ELECTION RESULTS = LIES - LET’S RECOUNT,
SNOOZE ALARMS = ALAS! NO MORE Z’S
THE EARTHQUAKES = THAT QUEER SHAKE,
ELEVEN PLUS TWO = TWELVE PLUS ONE
and
MOTHER-IN-LAW = WOMAN HITLER.
WAIT BUT THIS IS MY FAVORITE ONE:
HOLMES AND WATSON = WOMANLESS AND HOT
DOCTOR WHO becomes TORCHWOOD.
(Source: wheatbiscuit, via astreetcarnamedthetardis)
Dickey wins the Cy Young! #radickey #cyyoung #letsgomets
(Source: oncetwice30timesalundqvist, via 2infinity-beyond)
Please go and vote!
im fucking crying wth
This is the best possible thing I could see coming home from work.
(via im-with28)
This all dates back to when we were growing up together in Kenya. We had constant run-ins on the soccer field. He wasn’t very good and resented it. When we finally moved to America, I thought it would be over.
—President Obama on his “feud” with Donald Trump. Yeah, he went there. (via entertainmentweekly)
(via benotafeard)
I need to remember every little thing about how perfect my life is right now at this exact moment.Still crying over this
(Source: theninecrimes)
“Not true, Governor Romney” - the debate thus far, in one gif.
(Our gif person is on duty again tonight.)
(via newbatteriesforyourhalo)
Tumblr Gets Deep
kiss-my-aspergers:viralthesoldier:toothyalcyone:
This is my fav post on tumblr
OH MY GOD THEY UPDATED IT
(Source: tothehalcyon, via newbatteriesforyourhalo)
“texter” by tim holman
a little javascript experiment that lets you explore your creativity by drawing with words. try it out here
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(via loveandbaseball)
A Bunch of Dads Singing Little Mermaid Because Having Daughters Made Them Memorize It
Says Patrick Quinn, co-creator of this video of dads (and some uncles) belting out “Part of Your World” because they all know the words so why not:
Once you have a daughter, no matter how tough, thuggish, or introverted you might be, you’re going to play princess with reckless abandon in front of others knowing that if anyone sees you they’re going to understand. Especially if that someone is another dad.
(via Yahoo!.)
Omg “What are they called?”
“FEET”
This is the cutest thing I’ve seen all day.
This was just the best thing ever okay.
Walkin’ around - what do you call them?
“FEET”
(Source: themarysue.com, via im-with28)
“Harry Potter is symmetrical.”
Not just symmetrical - this is ring composition, favoured by Homer and other good writers. The 4th book is at the centre of the ring.
JK Rowling knows her beans.
Reblogging because I like that phrase a lot.
(Source: calslater.com, via im-with28)
